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SodaHead 

A website owned by Extremist Right-Wing Nut-Jobs, who allow you to create Polls, Blogs and News, as long as it supports their Christian Conservative belief system. Everything else will be 'moderated' or simply 404'd.

If what you post doesn't support their beliefs, they will send in their "fake" Sock-Puppet users to hound you and when you're backed into a corner and are forced to retaliate, they use that as an excuse to deactivate your account and silence your voice.
Daily SodaHead conversations go something like this:

Non-Christian: I would love to answer your question from a non-Christian perspective...

Christian RWNJ: You're not Christian!! You're DARK SIIIDDDEEEEDDDDDD!!!

Non-Christian: Actually, I'm a School Teacher from Idaho.

Christian RWNJ: IT'S A SCHOOL OF HEEAAATTHHHEEENNNSSS!!!

Non-Christian: Religion has no place in School, unless it's used to teach history.

Christian RWNJ: I bet you don't even let the children play with guns and bully GAAYYY PEEOOOPPPPPLLLLEEE!!

Non-Christian: Of course not, that would be irresponsible of any intelligent adult. Guns can kill and bullying anybody is wrong and causes fear and violence. We encourage our children to learn and get along, so they can grow up to help make the world a better place.

Christian RWNJ: Screw that! Guns are COOL! Gay people are EVIL!! Black people are CRIMINALS!!! OBAMA IS THE ANTICHRRIIIISSSSSSTTTTT!!!! YOU'RE ALL GONNA BURRRRRNNNNN!!!!! YOU'RE DAAARRRKKKK SSSIIIIDDDDDDEEEDDDDD!!!!!!

Non-Christian: Please don't ever reproduce.
SodaHead by Jesus Hussein Christ January 21, 2010

Sodahead 

a pathetic excuse for a website
n00b: SO TODAY I WAS ON SODAHEAD GETTING PISSED OFF AT THEM LIBERALS AND THEM TWIHARDS, just F%*^ em'

normal person: whats sodahead? lol

n00b: A MAGICAL PLACE WHERE YEW VOTE ON POLLS AND MAKE "FRIENDZ"

normal person: ohhh, sounds umm..... uhhh interesting? what in the fuck kind of name is that for a website??!!!!
Sodahead by HEHEHE_monster October 23, 2009

Skyarrhea 

That hideous mix of ice and rain when the temperature is between 31 and 33 degrees Fahrenheit, combined with a stiff Northern wind. It's as if mother nature is literally shitting on all of creation.
"Oh man, it's terrible outside. I've never seen skyarrhea like this before."

sodahead 

a public poll weabsite where people voice their opinions. it should be noted that many users on this website will flame anyone who differs from typical white christian society. there is much discrimination against non-christians, non-whites, gays, lesbians, bisexuals, etc. on this website.

one of the worst perpetrators of this hate can be found at:

http://www.sodahead.com/user/profile/732/patrick/

typical sodahead conversation:
me: taoism is interesting
patrick: fuck you, you devil-woreshipper!!!
me: what's your problem?
patrick: me and my KKK buddies are gunna lynch you, n*****!!!
me: i'm white, you moron
patrick: hitler should have killed off all you jews!!!
me: seriously, you have problems
sodahead by the black wizards December 9, 2008

sogorrhea 

Seen in individuals who experience gastrointestinal diarrhea with copious semen in their feces from numerous anal sexual encounters
Man that slut had sogorrhea all weekend after eating that burrito
sogorrhea by Phenomally December 7, 2006
Pronounced similarly to Diarrhea, the Skiarrhea is a move only few can pull off.

Whilst skiing with an upset stomach, one must start by "dropping trou". Keep in mind you would still be moving at this point. You then spread your skis apart and lower your ass cheeks close to the snow. Hover your ass cheeks close to the snow and let the shit fly. If done correctly, you should leave a nice brown streak on the ski run you are performing on.

Also keep in mind:
1) The Skiarrhea is even more fun if trou is dropped RIGHT in front of someone
2) The runnier the shit is, the more awesome the streak will be.
DUDE You totally left a fat Skiarrhea streak in front of that guy!

Damn dude what did you eat? You owned that guy with your Skiarrhea
Skiarrhea by Sinful_Smoke February 11, 2009