Socks on 

You say "Socks on" Before sexual intercourse of the same sex to let your partner know that what they're about to do is no longer homosexual (Gay) therefore being Heterosexual (Straight). Make sure your partner and anyone else in the room puts their socks on, otherwise the act will be considered gay.

Dave: Socks on!
Zack: Socks on!
*They both put their socks on*
*Dave slowly and sensually undresses Zack*
ME: You get the picture, we don't need to go any further than that

Socks on by Woketh Loops August 4, 2018

U got socks on? 

This is a phrase you ask someone if they do something mildly gay to make sure you’re still a virgin and not gay because everybody knows if you have sex with socks then u still a virgin, but if you have sex with another guy and you have socks on, it’s not gay. It doesn’t always have to be sexual tho, like if a homie licks you or hugs you and u have socks, then you not gay. This phrase is kind of like the second condom to the phrase “no homo”. It’s just extra protection y’know.

Tristan: *licks hand and puts it on my neck*
Me: Yo, U got socks on?
Tristan:*shows me his money socks* Yeah, no homo

U got socks on? by Andreq Micheal Saliva June 13, 2018

washing your feet with socks on 

This describes the way many men feel about sex while wearing a condom.

Ben Dover complained that wearing a rubber is just like washing your feet with socks on.

washing your feet with socks on by I, Wreckerrr January 7, 2017

I got socks on 

It's not gay if you have socks on because you're not fully naked

Ex:Imagine you're gargling ya homies nut sack and you forget to say no homo you good cuz (you) I got socks on.

I got socks on by I eat ass like Jose Romero April 20, 2018

Got my socks on 

Alternative for no homo. If you don’t have your socks on... your gay. Can also be used as a question.

“Not gonna lie bro you look good.”
(Looks over)

“You got your socks on?”
“Yea don’t worry I got my socks on.”

Got my socks on by BigVic4151 March 16, 2019

sleeping with socks on 

being the hottest mf alive

Hey! You heard about that guy? He hates having bare feet and always wears socks at night. Sleeping with socks on is great. Boyfriend material!

sleeping with socks on by 21blood_enjoyer37 November 19, 2021

sockmonger 

One who blatantly steals socks, disregarding correct practice. A sockmonger will often go to extreme measures to acquire socks.

"Our gardner is such a sockmonger. That's the third pair of navy blue school socks that has mysteriously disappeared!"

sockmonger by Tamin September 24, 2008