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The practice of wanking into a sock and so not having all that man fat over yourself or the bed. Just discard sock roll over and fart. Leaving wife/mother to wonder just what you've stood in to cause such crispy socks.
That BNM is a socksoiler when he can't get a sheep. As practiced frequently on thegoldenrivet!
by The real BXC January 10, 2008

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