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When exactly do you take your socks off?

My advice is to get them off right after your shoes, and before your trousers. That's the sock gap. Miss it, and suddenly you are a naked man in socks. No self-respecting woman would ever let a naked man in socks do the squelchy with her.
Coupling - Series 1 - Episode 'Size Matters'
by Ross Brazier May 18, 2004
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