Socialite
Socialite by Hobbitwhores December 12, 2013
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socialife
The point at which when a socialite becomes so social and desired that their social life and physical life intertwine to become a socialife, where all the socialife does is be social.
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East Omaha socialite
Someone who is considered scum by East Omaha standards. poor white trashs poor white trash. Proof that no matter how low you are there is someone lower, a scumbags scumbag.
He was a real East Omaha socialite, they burned his house down as a warning, not to stare at little girls.
East Omaha socialite by knowman April 8, 2008
Social Life
A social life is a serious condition that involves an excessive amount of time spent with others. Some symptoms include friendships, partying, sexual relationships, and sexual intercourse. Social lives are dangerous because they can create a loss of video game progress, an important form of development, and they cause a gradual loss of fine-motor skills that are critical for gaming. People with a social life often drink excessively, which can cause a higher amount of alcohol in the blood. Sexual intercourse can dangerously result in sexually-transmitted diseases. These are just some of the many symptoms of a social life.
Diagnostic Criteria
The sufferer is often referred to as a "noob" in online games.
The sufferer spends too much time with others.
The sufferer has stopped masturbating as much.
The sufferer has a compulsion to spend time with others.
If you, or someone you know online is suffering from a social life, do not worry, there are many therapeutic procedures that can cure the victim of a social life. One method of therapy is online gaming. The sufferer will quickly lose the social life. Another method of therapy is Internet pornography. These are just some of the many procedures to cure a social life. A social life is a serious condition that can be easily cured.
Diagnostic Criteria
The sufferer is often referred to as a "noob" in online games.
The sufferer spends too much time with others.
The sufferer has stopped masturbating as much.
The sufferer has a compulsion to spend time with others.
If you, or someone you know online is suffering from a social life, do not worry, there are many therapeutic procedures that can cure the victim of a social life. One method of therapy is online gaming. The sufferer will quickly lose the social life. Another method of therapy is Internet pornography. These are just some of the many procedures to cure a social life. A social life is a serious condition that can be easily cured.
Social Life by Jack41EL November 28, 2013
SocialVibe
A website/application that donates $ to your favorite charity as long as you have their badge on MySpace or Facebook. Coolest thing ever!
SocialVibe by carrott cake February 5, 2009
your social life
something that you don’t have like what the fuck. You could be sucking pussy right now and having a lot of sex but, you don’t have it.
“Bro do you have a social life?”
“No because I’m a fucking lonely bitch.”
“That’s right because your social life doesn’t isn’t real!”
“No because I’m a fucking lonely bitch.”
“That’s right because your social life doesn’t isn’t real!”
your social life by The Kinky person April 18, 2020
Social life
Social life by Jnelsonmarka March 21, 2007