a gay sport that is only played by gay fag smoking british poeple,and soft guys who can't play real football,and think that because they like it every one else should.
by cedric hill August 13, 2006
not near as entertaining as those riots that break out in the stands among the fans who at some point must realize what a boring fuckin piece of shit game they are watching after several hours and the score is still zero to zero and so they just decide to punch the drunken fuck next to them to create a little (any actually) action...
by drunk fu fighting September 16, 2004
a boring ass sport where you watch 90 minutes of the same thing happening. bunch of fags running up and down a field with an occasional kick and grasp of opposing player's ass/balls.
ex 1:
soccer player: it's not called soccer its call football asshole!
normal person: what team are you on?
soccer player: im on the varsity soccer team yayyy!
ex 2:
urban dictionary soccer queer definition: IT'S CALLED FOOTBALL ONLY FAT LAZY AMERICANS CALL IT SOCCER
normal person: then why did you define it under "soccer"?
soccer player: it's not called soccer its call football asshole!
normal person: what team are you on?
soccer player: im on the varsity soccer team yayyy!
ex 2:
urban dictionary soccer queer definition: IT'S CALLED FOOTBALL ONLY FAT LAZY AMERICANS CALL IT SOCCER
normal person: then why did you define it under "soccer"?
by soccer is for the gays May 4, 2009
An extremly hard sport that requies skills. Unlike Football soccer is what came up with the word futball and the americans just copied it and made a gayass sport off it. Futball means to play with your legs not your hands. In soccer all decsions are final and the refferees don't review a tape and change there call. In order to play soccer the player needs to be in shape and be able to run for 90min strieght. Unlike Footbal(America version) we don't rest every 10sec.
Soccer player: Has great condition and is mentally smart.
Football player: Is fat wieghts over 300 pounds and are preety stupid.
Football player: Is fat wieghts over 300 pounds and are preety stupid.
by oscar22 July 16, 2008
game played with 11 players on each side attempting to kick a ball into the opposing team's goal. requires athletic ability and endurance. this game is played by many nice people the world over. however, nearly everyone in the United States who plays it has a big inferiority complex and they are bitter that their game is not, and never will be, as popular as football, basketball, baseball, or hockey.
Look, why do all you soccer players hate so much? why do you resent the popularity of the NFL, NBA, and MLB so much? why can't you guys just love your sport and let us love our sports? you guys are so bitter it's pathetic. it's not my fault that soccer sucks and nobody likes it. and if you're trying to get me to like it, saying stupid shit like "you're a lazy ass you could never run for 90 minutes straight" doesn't work. i know the sport, i've played it myself. i don't like it, end of story. i don't hate you guys for liking soccer and not liking baseball; don't hate me and call me ignorant for liking baseball and not liking soccer.
by mycatsnameismittens1234567890 February 4, 2006
gay. also, most soccer players have random unquenchable hate for other sports because, well, you know (theirs sucks).
by safoop June 5, 2009