by Wes2912 January 10, 2015
by Chickenisdawicken October 14, 2020
Possessed of iron will, but often lacking a sense of humour. Helpful with washing up, finding CDs and lifts home. Probably in need of several stiff drinks!
by LC-DDM June 14, 2018
The state of which you are actually so fucked up on alcohol/drugs that you think you are sober when you aren't even close.
Scene of a Party
Ted: Hey man, what's goin on there!
Frank: Nothin much just enjoyin myself
Ted: Yeah man i'm fuckin sober as hell
Frank: Didn't i see you on that couch just downing some tequila?
Ted: No no man don't believe that, i'm sober
Ted: Hey man, what's goin on there!
Frank: Nothin much just enjoyin myself
Ted: Yeah man i'm fuckin sober as hell
Frank: Didn't i see you on that couch just downing some tequila?
Ted: No no man don't believe that, i'm sober
by Sloshface budfucker December 11, 2009
by manders0724 June 18, 2007
something the boring and useless use as a mask to try and seem better then everyone, when really they only stay that way because they can't face who they are and don't know how to be fun.
"Hi, I don't drink, I'm always sober. Would you like to knit some quilts with me? Maybe later we can share a bag of chips and then watch Full House reruns. Being sober rules!"
by Lottylula May 20, 2008
*Guy walks into a bar*
Bartender: What can I get you this evening?
Guy: I'll just have a glass of water, thanks.
Bartender: Why so sober?
Bartender: What can I get you this evening?
Guy: I'll just have a glass of water, thanks.
Bartender: Why so sober?
by Davidsftwk September 7, 2012