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to feel the symtoms of intoxication while being completely sober ( sometimes caused by sleepyness)
*dude r u okay ur not usually like this

*braa i dunno im sober wasted
by upthealley April 25, 2013
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When you choose to stay sober (because you're either lightweight or pregnant), but pretend to be wasted with everyone who is getting drunk.
Girl #1: Everyone is getting drunk, wats wrong wit chu gurl? It looks like you wasted but you hasnt drunken all night...
Girl #2: I'm gettin' sober wasted!
Girl #1: why tho?!
Girl #2: I'm preggo!
by no_nameyo May 19, 2013
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