soap ass

The act of inserting a bar of soap up one's own ass when additional cleansing is necessary.

Jay: I just took a shower, better not use that bar of soap for a while.
Zach: Why not?
Jay: I had some nasty diarrhea earlier so I had to soap ass.

soap ass by J G F January 5, 2009

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Soap Ass

Usually implying some level of homosexuality. A funny term used to describe someone who "drops the soap."

You're such a Soap Ass! Ha ha.

Soap Ass by 456654456654 December 23, 2012

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Half-ass soap job

When you wash your white Ultraboosts with soap instead of a shoe cleaner. What were you expecting, pervert?😉

When Luigi gave Billy’s sneakers a half-ass soap job for $20, Billy refused to give free hot dogs for a month.

Half-ass soap job by sucker1 January 25, 2018

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Big Ass Brick Of Soap

Soaps. I thought it was cough drops at first, but eh. It is designed to meet the high standards of hard working men. Mainly used by U.S veterans.

This new Big Ass Brick Of Soap is inspired by drinking a fine scotch in a wood-paneled den.
Did you know the Big Ass Brick Of Soap was inspired by the military?

Big Ass Brick Of Soap by Waea March 4, 2023

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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