snuggle warfare

The art snuggling someone in order to freak them out so you can get whatever they had.

Dave:Fuck you got the sofa - i dont want to sleep on the floor
*dave snuggles up to rookie*
*5 minutes pass*
rookie: thats it you can have the fucking sofa

Dave successfully used snuggle warfare to win the sofa. ( rookie slept on the floor with his face in a pizza - Dave = cunt)

by rookeishi April 29, 2007