Midwest Snowsuit 

The winter wardrobe of males ages 12-19 in the midwest. Generally consists of baggy shorts and t-shirts/wifebeaters. Most who dress this way think it makes them look tough for braving the sub-20-degree temperatures in summer clothes, although they usually just end up looking like douchebags.

John had to borrow Matt's coat because he wore a Midwest Snowsuit to the Christmas light display.

Midwest Snowsuit by RowdyRazz April 14, 2012

Swedish Snowsuit 

When you're on vacation in your winter cabin and you're Bukakiing all over a womans body then you throw her in the snow bank, while she is still covered in ejaculation, freezing the cum on her body and giving her a Swedish Snowsuit.

Dude, we were at your cabin last weekend and gave that hot asain chick a Swedish Snowsuit. Way cooler than you'd think..

Swedish Snowsuit by misoren April 29, 2010

awkward snowsuit 

level 3 in the "Levels of Awkward". Snowsuits (for those who have not worn them) are MUCH more awkard than mittens or turtles. you practically are prohibited from normal movement. your arms tend to not be able to come down all the way at your sides, and you tend to have to waddle, swaying back and forth, much like a penguin.

person 1: i grabbed my friends' toe from under the stall in the bathroom...only...it turned out not to be my friend...or their toe.

person 2: that's SO awkward snowsuit!

awkward snowsuit by SMM Youth Group July 3, 2007

Michigan Snowsuit 

A common winter outfit usually worn by males that consistes of a Tshirt, hoodie, shorts, Detroit sports hat (usually ball cap, but if it is exceptionally cold (<0°F) can be a beanie), and any type of shoe, boot, or sandal.

While Steve was vacationing in Florida for Christmas, an unusual cold front came through with temperatures reaching down to 20°F. He grabbed his Lions hoodie, Red Wings hat, and Crocs to complete his Michigan Snowsuit before heading to Walmart (since there was no Meijers) for some last-minute holiday shopping.

Michigan Snowsuit by Velvet Rack January 19, 2025

Snowshits 

An incurable mental affliction resulting in the inability to appear at work when even the slightest amount of snowfall is possible. Symptoms include anxiety, diarrhea , and rampant use of badly constructed excuses.

" There's some snow in the forecast. I'll bet Steve gets a case of the snowshits again. Can't wait to hear his excuse for ducking work this time."

Snowshits by Sarcastic Prick January 27, 2015

snowshit 

A snowstorm with particularly wet and heavy conditions, likely to lead to heavy accumulation, as well as massive ice patches. So named because, if there is a god causing the weather, this is him taking an angry, angry shit on your city.

1. "No way I'm going to lab! It's snowshitting like all hell out there!"

2. "We were going to go out to the movies, but stayed home instead to avoid the snowshit."

snowshit by MiddleCase March 3, 2011

Snowsuited 

When a woman comes over but sleeps with you fully clothed.

Jeff invited Lisa over to Netflix and chill with the intentions of banging Lisa. But Lisa didn't go for it but still wanted to cuddle all night. Jeff was snowsuited

Snowsuited by G8extreme February 10, 2017