Snowjew 

Snowjew is any white guy who lives up north and can dunk a basketball, thus thinking he is now officially black. A Snowjew commonly talks, walks, and mimics the mannerisms of a black person.

Conversation:

Calvin : "See that kid Teddy over there, just cause he can play basketball he thinks he is black"

Malcom: "What a freakin' Snowjew."

Snowjew by Honey Dipper Dan April 15, 2009

Snowjew 

One of utmost jewery.

Combined with both snow and jew, this recipient should be carefully monitored, as his jew powers are mighty.

Snowjews are known to unearth from the snow at random times, and maximize their jew-tributes.

Though their chicanery is strong, they are not plentiful in quantity, as it can take decades before one is morphed.

Should you have a friend that matches these intense attributes, please see the example below.

Snowjew: Well Tim! Lent is tomorrow! Looks like you have to give something up right?

Timmy: Yeahhh Yeahh i know... i just dont know what to give up.

Snowjew: Hmmm....

How about you u give up condoms for a day? I hear its super pleasurable! ;D

9 months later....

Timmy: GAD DAMN SNOWJEW!!!!!

Snowjew by StickyIcky June 12, 2012

Snow Jew 

A Jew from Russia

" Damn, that kid Pavel is such a fucking snow Jew "

Snow Jew by J.T.000 January 31, 2009

snowjealousy 

A feeling that stems from a combination of the intense jealousy experienced by people living in snow-deprived areas and the realization that this years Christmas will be as mediocre as the last.

Oh my damn you cannot believe the snowjealousy i have now.

snowjealousy by FBucket December 15, 2008