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When a snowboarder gets aroused from the epic weather and other snowboarding conditions. In addition, if a fellow boarder does a totally awesome 1080 rodeo flip, that could lead to a snowboner.
Bro: Dude, we got like 12 feet of snow last night. It's awesome bro. I'm going to triple backflip on my first run. You see all the snow on the mountains brah?

Brah: Bro, your story just gave me a snowboner.
Snowboner by Enlicensed One February 11, 2010

Raspberry Snowbone 

When you stick your hard phallus into a snowbank, and you wait for it to become soft and then hard again from freezing.
Is that a raspberry snowbone in your pants, or are you just cold?

making snowcones 

The act of urinating in the snow.
I couldn't hold it, so I making snowcones out here.
making snowcones by BRaVo January 20, 2015

Snowbone 

A sexy snow cone, or the act of using a snow cone during sexual relations.
"Tell him you want a snowbone, A SNOWBONE!!!"
Snowbone by cutter2 December 9, 2007
When a snowboarder is aroused from epic snowboarding conditions.
Bro: Brah, we got like 9 feet of snow last night. Today is super sunny and perfect. I'm going to shred the halfpipe while rocking my epic goggles. Epic conditions! Did you see all the snow on the mountains brah?

Brah: I just got a snowboner.
Snowboner by Enlicensed One February 11, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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