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alaskian snowbeast 

The act of a male punching a female/male in the throat after receiving oral sex. This causes the semen to shoot out of the victim's nose in such a way that makes them look like a yetti.
Last night I gave Jane the old "Alaskian Snowbeast", now we are not on speaking terms, the woman has no sense of humor.
alaskian snowbeast by Matt Dizzle November 10, 2006

snowbeast 

1. Any person who is covered in a voluminous amount of semen after intercourse.

2 Any person who particularly enjoys being thoroughly covered in a large amount of semen.
"After he got off I looked like a snowbeast."
"Honey, I'm not afraid to admit it. I am a snowbeast."
snowbeast by mancanfly May 19, 2012

snowbeast 

A highly respected being, although it is not human nor animal. It looks like a big white puffy dog, but has the capability to demolish anything. Beware of its kind attitude.
Snowbeast is the reason why Chuck Norris is white

John: "Hey Bill, that's a pretty big cloud!!"
Bill: "No John, it's snowbeast.
snowbeast by Nathanispro May 25, 2008

snowbeast 

Noun (informal, vulgar).
North American English
f. Germanic "snāw" (snow), Latin "bestia" (beast)

A white-skinned person of European ancestry; a white person. May refer to the northern latitude origins of main European populations, the colour of their skin, or both. Constructed as analogous to racial slurs for other ethnicities which connote primal, animal, and naturalistic themes as low, dangerous, degrading, or uncivilized (see: coon; some connotations of savage). Intended as highly pejorative and offensive.

Not to be confused with the 1977 made-for-tv movie Snowbeast starring Bo Svenson, or the 2011 movie Snow Beast, which was set in Canada, eh.
1) Real FB User: "Everyone help there's a group of idiot snowbeasts in the atheist group ganging up on me, calling me racist things, and being rude and attacking my faith. Help please it's in the atheist group."

2) Real Tumblr User: (*reads a white person's straight-forward objection to racial slurs*)"What kind of snowbeast shit is this?"
snowbeast by L33royJ3nkumz December 24, 2016

PINOT NOIR SNOWBEASTITY 

"...where you can't tell ifa black man is fat or not because he wearin a puffcoat."
Oh check out that pinot noir snowbeastity.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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