Chocolate Snow Cone 

The act of snorting cocaine out of a hooker's asshole

Chad and Steve came over with a hooker and an 8-ball, we did chocolate snow cones until dawn.

Chocolate Snow Cone by Dr. Fuckgate January 18, 2011

snow cone squirts 

The aftermath of consuming the sugary liquid remains of a snow cone, resulting in multi-colored human feces forcefully exiting the body via rectum by means of intense and concentrated discharge over a long period of time.

1. Man, I couldn't go to school yesterday because I had the worst snow cone squirts of my life.
2. I had to provide a stool sample for my foot doctor, and I really hope they can still use bad cases of the snow cone squirts as a valid stool sample.
3. "Bro, you were in the bathroom for so long, were you shitting bricks?"
"No."

"Was it the Hershey squirts?"
"No. Even worse."

"Oh no. It can't be..."
"Yes. The legends are true... I had the snow cone squirts"

*dies instantly*

snow cone squirts by JumpyMantella August 22, 2017

Chocolate-Vanilla Snow Cone Maker

This is when a man ejaculates and deficates when being given a rimjob and a blowjob by two different individuals at the same time. Ideally, the man defecates in the mouth of the person giving a rimjob, and ejaculates in the mouth of the person giving a blowjob.

"Last night Jane and her best friend Lauren came over and I decided to give them a Chocolate-Vanilla Snow Cone Maker".

Chocolate-Vanilla Snow Cone Maker by The Tickler October 15, 2007

Arkansas snow cone 

When a group of men stand in a circle and jerk off onto a bald man's head and then lick it clean.

Cletus and the boys did an Arkansas snow cone on Jesse.

Arkansas snow cone by Kjndfiuhvuernfin September 29, 2011

louisiana snow cone 

When you cum in your own mouth.

Arizmendi claims to not be gay, but I know he has done a louisiana snow cone.

louisiana snow cone by mikevegas1111 April 12, 2015

Snow Cone Cat 

The creepy white cat famous for having a mutli-coloured tounge from licking a snow cone, it should be a lolz cat but its not, it might just be too good for that.
nobody knows whos cat this is but its hilarious to look at and it gives you a good laugh.

"omg look at your tounge your like the snow cone cat just less asian"

Bob: hey john have you seen the snow cone cat?

John: Yeah man, i laughed my ass off seeing that pussy licking the snow cone

Snow Cone Cat by lolzsnowconecat May 3, 2009

A burger and a grape snow cone 

A euphemism or phrase that describes oral sex or 69 . When two people enjoy a 'burger' and a 'grape snow cone', the burger represents the vagina (also known as fur burger) and the grape snow cone represents the penis (something to hold and lick, the grape flavor representing the purple color of the head of the penis).

Wanted to smash last night but had to settle for a burger and a grape snow cone.

Finally had a burger and a grape snow cone with that girl I met last week.

A burger and a grape snow cone by NowYouKnowBruh March 4, 2021