snow job

It's when a girl gives a lad a blow job and she gets cum all over her face and chest and it "covered in snow".

dis bitch was blowin me hard n all of a sudden it snowed on er !!

by Cassie March 24, 2005

snow job

a means of exterminating someone in a professional manner as a contract killer (a.k.a, putting them on "ice", killing them in "cold blood")

So, this little snow job would cost us $1,000? Remember, this guy is not allowed to testify.

by Joseph Kielbasa June 2, 2003

snow job

When a fellacious female friend is in the act of love making with the mouth, whilst filled mouth with snoweth.
also see silver balls

Ow I got blue balls from that last snow job that one bitch gave me.

silver ballsss, silver balllss, its christmas time in my girlfriends mouth. SKEET

by Mike Chrobak April 28, 2006

snow job

the act of giving your partner head in public and right before you blow your load your jam your dick in snow and put it back in there mouth and shoot all inside her mouth

wnedall: look at that honey the neighbour is giving his girl a snow job
*the neighbour waves and smiles*

by TextileSmartass November 17, 2014

snow job

A blow job given to someone in Vancouver, or another snowy place.

During the car ride to the Rocky Mountains, I was given a snow job. Best in my life!

by Crash Joe Miller May 24, 2009

Snow job

Where you take a snowball and shove it into someone's arse.

Guy 1: Dude... Why are you touching your butt..?
Guy 2: My girl gave me a snow job for being a dick and it's just now melting.
Dude 1: Ah, sorry bro.

by GeminiCritic December 10, 2016

Snow Job

Misinformation and outright lies meant to confuse and deceive uttered by a political propagandist disguised as a white house press secretary or other pseuo-journalist such as a Fox Network sponsored pundit.Anything that Tony Snow says can be considered a 'Snow Job'.

"Did you hear the latest 'Snow Job'on Fox News?"I don't know how that man(Tony Snow) can read what Karl Rove has written for him without cracking up"

by Ed Doran October 1, 2006