snarfa-potamus 

A person of larger stature, whom may be of either sex, that bitches and complains all the time. People of that fall into this catagory usually smell of crotch cheese.

Damn.. she bitching again?? what a snarfa-potamus. Stinky snarfa-potamus go wash your vagina!!

snarfa-potamus by oogitty boogitty April 1, 2009

sorfapotamus 

a humorous insult to a person who does smething stupid beyond belief

sorf

man u are a sorfapotamus

sorfapotamus by Heik March 9, 2004

slargapotamus 

A mystical beast of methods that have eluded the science of taxonomy as well as it may have tried in all its quotidian endeavors.

Though the slargapotamus is a generally furtive creature but may expose itself in a flash only to vanish back into the penumbra from where it came. Its methods are such that it eludes all facile beings.

slargapotamus by Eve Stirwin The First December 8, 2009

Snackapotamus

Snackalicious, umm, can you break a dollar?

my friend Maddie is a complete

Snackapotamus and can usually be found in the breakroom mid-quarter in the vending machine.

Snackapotamus by CAGpotomous February 11, 2020