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A mystical beast of methods that have eluded the science of taxonomy as well as it may have tried in all its quotidian endeavors.
Though the slargapotamus is a generally furtive creature but may expose itself in a flash only to vanish back into the penumbra from where it came. Its methods are such that it eludes all facile beings.
by Eve Stirwin The First October 31, 2009

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