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Shipophile 

A sick person who ships children with fully grown men.

(A word I made up so I can describe weird people like this. ((YES, shipophiles exist)) don't judge me).
Jessica: You and our teacher Mr Thompson would be such a cute couple.

You: "Eww, you're such a shipophile"
Shipophile by SmallPotata December 31, 2020

slavophile

Someone who loves the culture of the Slavs or the people.

Think the Balkans, Russia, etc.
I love Zach Condon. Him and I are like total slavophiles!
slavophile by Xenophiliac May 9, 2008

Sapiophile 

Sapiophiles often find her attractive on account of her intelligence.
Sapiophile by kiwijane3 November 29, 2015

Swagophile 

Borderline-retarded teenagers (and sometimes twenty-somethings) who think that having "swag" holds any meaning in the real world. Swagophiles have become very common in social media recently, especially facebook and tumblr. Swagophiles are known to post sentimental BS over a filtered instagram photo in an attempt to sound deep, when really it is just a cry for attention. Swagophiles also have the tendency to believe that having "swag" is more important than anything, including, but not limited to intelligence/good grades/education, a unique personality, an actual talent, friends, etc.
Retarded Swagophile#1: Who needs good grades when you have swag?

Retarded Swagophile#2: Who needs a condom when you got swag?

Retarded Swagophile#3: Who needs a personality when you got swag?

Forever Alone Swagophile: Who needs friends when you got swag?

Retarded Swagophile#4: Oh my god, look at this quote I posted over an instagram photo, I'm so deep!!!
Swagophile by TurkTurkleton July 17, 2012

Sapiophile 

/ sā-pē-ō,fī-l / n. one who is attracted to intelligent people.

f. L sapio (“wise/intelligent”) and Ancient Gk ~phile (“fond/love”)
I am 'attracted to intelligence' therefore I am a Sapiophile
Sapiophile by Sapioman October 2, 2013

Sapiophile 

Sapiophile (noun) means someone who is sexually attracted to intelligent people
Monica is a sapiophile, she gets turned on by intelligent men and cannot resist to end up having sex with them
Sapiophile by Golden Archer January 4, 2011