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fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower.

1. A degree of disorder, disarray, or confusion that is generally the result of either the long-term mismanagement of a process or the sudden, explosive collapse of a short-term project.
2. Advanced intoxication. Individual is minutes away from vomiting, blackout, arrest, or a beatdown. Generally used in West or Central Texas.
1.) J: "How bad was the condition of the jobsite you visited?"
D: "Man, they have got that place fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

2.) F: "That guy has been drinking all day."
L: "He's fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

Move like a snake 

A person with no hips moves side to side and puts there hands on there hip and face
I move like a snake in class cause I have no hips
Move like a snake by Xxxlifeofalixxx November 18, 2019

Tagged like a snake on a fiddle 

A term used when ones enemy is injured drastically. Implying injury or attack. The snake > the fiddle.
Wetdog (-*-) exlzzghost
Wetdog (-*-) eshawn
ew4r |=- Wetdog

(dead)Wetdog: OMG HES TAGGED LIKE A SNAKE ON A FIDDLE

slither like a snake

a phrase often used in cyber sex
"i want to slither like a snake into your cove"
slither like a snake by JEWRON January 25, 2007

Move like a snake 

A dance were people with no hips move side to side
Hey can you move like a snake cause you have no hips
Move like a snake by Xxxlifeofalixxx November 18, 2019

smelling like a snake 

If you have basic knowledge, snakes smell with there toung.
Dorian: Look at that girl over there .
Alex: She has nice ass, if I were with her, I'd be smelling like a snake.
smelling like a snake by BornXeno December 14, 2016