A snake is an elongated, limbless, carnivorous reptile. A
butt snake is one that lives, or seeks to live, in your
bum.
There is a supreme leader of
butt snakes, who commands and controls all. If approached by a
butt snake, do anything in your power to seal your anus because once penetrated, butt snakes are almost impossible to remove.
The supreme emperor butt snake only sees the colour brown, and travels at the speed of sound once locked on to its targeted anus.