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What you tell your friends you do for a living to explain all the snail trails left by a ladies juices all over your dress shirt because she used your face as a saddle before going out for the evening.
Sorry I'm late guys.... Oh my shirt... I am a snail farmer now, didn't I tell you?
by SnailFarmer September 20, 2013
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