1. Any woman possessing a particularly long head and horse-like teeth. Often found laughing riotously, but with no sound being omitted from their person and/or eating celery.
Drunk #1: That chick has a hot body. Too bad about the face though.
Drunk #2: I'm just worried about the potential scraping issues. She make think it's a piece of celery.
Drunk #1: Right on bra, let's leave this snaffle bits be.