Handshakes with Snakes 

Verb: (ˈhan(d)ˌSHāk/,wiTH/snāk-S/) Orig: Victorian England c. 1535(AD)
Slang verbiage, historically meaning "clandestine hand-jobs with strangers".

Modernly, it is used in conjunction with, or to replace the verb "fap" or "fapping" in groups(strangers or otherwise).

Ed liked handshakes with snakes, at the park, on sunny afternoons.

Allen and his friends had a handshakes with snakes session, all afternoon.

Handshakes with Snakes by FaeSkrinkles42 May 18, 2016

Handshakes with Snakes 

Verb: (ˈhan(d)ˌSHāk/,wiTH/snāk-S/) Orig: Victorian England c. 1535(AD)
Slang verbiage, historically meaning "clandestine hand-jobs with strangers".

Modernly, it is used in conjunction with, or to replace the verb "fap" or "fapping" in groups(strangers or otherwise).

Ed liked handshakes with snakes, at the park, on sunny afternoons.

Allen and his friends had a handshakes with snakes session, all afternoon.

Handshakes with Snakes by FaeSkrinkles42 May 18, 2016

snapshoteye 

someone who thinks he's still a teenager, he isn't.

snapshoteye looks and probably smells like disgusting out of date ham, also likes underage girls.

snapshoteye by coolman1234444332432 May 24, 2022

Soup Snakes

Soul Mates

You and I are soup snakes...and the reason is because of the soup that we like to eat...wait no, that doesn't make any sense. Soul mates. You and I are soul mates.

Soup Snakes by em4806 November 15, 2013

Snapsucc 

A form of sexing that involves Snapchat. Includes two people, one person sends a snap-video of them acting as if they are giving a blowjob (Succ), while the other sends a snap-video of them acting as if they are receiving a blowjob (Succ).

"Dude Josh just sent me a snapsucc"

Snapsucc by AnalMaster6969 November 29, 2016

snans 

Used instead of "Sans". Usually ironic.

Snans the Skeleton from Undertale

snans by TheSharpestTool May 7, 2018

Handshakes with Snakes 

Verb: (ˈhan(d)ˌSHāk/,wiTH/snāk-S/) Orig: Victorian England c. 1535(AD)

Slang verbiage, historically meaning "clandestine hand-jobs with strangers".

Modernly, it is used in conjunction with, or to replace the verb "fap" or "fapping" in groups(strangers or otherwise).

Meet up with dudes like Allen or Ed, on Tuesdays in the park, for handshakes with snakes! Satisfaction guaranteed! Never be bothered due to the anonymous nature!

#fap #fapping #dickjokes #selfiecentered

#buffalobill
#snakecharmer
#mongooseit
#shakethesnake #righthandonly

#mansworld
#feelthefap
#handshakeswithsnakes
#micdrop
#outsnakeyou
#secretsnake
#hideAsnake
self centered
handshakes with snakes
puts the lotion on the skin

Handshakes with Snakes by HotDawg Hallway June 15, 2016