Smurfy Privates is a condition that one is blessed with after they have received cunnilingus from somebody who has eaten too many berrymans fizzy blue babies.
I was up at Reginald's yesterday, we were eating fizzy blue babies - they were so peng!! Then all of a sudden I look down and I have got a smurfy willy. He looked up at me proudly, "It has been my life long dream to give someone Smurfy Privates."
by kamikamila January 5, 2022
Person 1 says “hey smurfy pass me a cold one won’t ya!” Person 2 AKA smurfy says “ fuck off bill and stop calling me smurfy!”
by My pseudonym (cheese) January 3, 2022
A guy often named Alexander Andersson. a sheep have hit him and he is begins to change skin color to blue.
by You have gay November 29, 2017