Smurf Kick
Smurf Kick by SquishyNinja November 21, 2010
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The action of flicking someone in the genitals. It is believed that it is the equivalent of getting kicked by a smurf.
"Ethan exposed himself and then was swiftly smurf-kicked."
"I can't believe that random passerby just smurf-kicked me!"
"You mean he flicked you in the junk?"
"Yeah."
"I can't believe that random passerby just smurf-kicked me!"
"You mean he flicked you in the junk?"
"Yeah."
smurf-kick by swosuthefocusisyou February 9, 2009
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Smurflicker
Ugh, did you see those MAGAts holding up Blue Lives Matter signs? I really hate those fucking Smurflickers!
Smurflicker by Tommy Del Riot August 26, 2020
Smurfdick
When you’ve been drinking blue food colouring laced alcoholic beverages all night, and you suck your boyfriends cock short thereafter and he wakes up in the morning with a blue peen.
I sucked my mans cock last night after my food colouring laced beverage ... he woke up with a big ol’ smurfdick !
Smurfdick by StickyNicky87 February 17, 2018
smurfdick
When Shane's dad b.k.a. Detective O'Gurkis overdoses on his heart medication and gets a boner for 48 hours, causing his shmeat to turn a shade of blue. Hence, smurfdick.
smurfdick by Detective O'Gurkis May 22, 2006
smurfdick
When Shane's dad b.k.a. Detective O'Gurkis overdoses on his heart medication and gets a boner for 48 hours, causing his shmeat to turn a shade of blue. Hence, smurfdick.
smurfdick by Detective O'Gurkis May 25, 2006
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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