smuggling a muppet

To be well hung: To have a large penis.
Wow, look at daniel craig, he's smuggling a muppet!
by zipwolf November 16, 2006
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Smuggling a Muppet

To have a large penis and big balls.
"Did you see the size of that bulge? That dude is smuggling a muppet!"
by george f November 16, 2006
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