1. A professional smuggler of monkeys who also engages in cow tipping, perhaps concomitantly.
2. One who tips cows while they smuggle a monkey.
2. One who tips cows while they smuggle a monkey.
See that man with simian primates hidden under his trenchcoat knocking over sleeping bovines? He's a cow tippin' monkey smuggla'!
by Saucydon May 15, 2006
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