1. A professional smuggler of monkeys who also engages in cow tipping, perhaps concomitantly.
2. One who tips cows while they smuggle a monkey.
2. One who tips cows while they smuggle a monkey.
See that man with simian primates hidden under his trenchcoat knocking over sleeping bovines? He's a cow tippin' monkey smuggla'!
by Saucydon April 29, 2006
a guy(usually)whom tries to get the hottest girl in school or an individual who always acts like a total dipshit around girls
by zandasun August 25, 2015