1. A professional smuggler of monkeys who also engages in cow tipping, perhaps concomitantly.
2. One who tips cows while they smuggle a monkey.
2. One who tips cows while they smuggle a monkey.
See that man with simian primates hidden under his trenchcoat knocking over sleeping bovines? He's a cow tippin' monkey smuggla'!
by Saucydon May 15, 2006
Get the Cow Tippin' Monkey Smuggla'mug. a guy(usually)whom tries to get the hottest girl in school or an individual who always acts like a total dipshit around girls
by zandasun October 06, 2015
Get the Baboon-smugglamug.