Smuffin 

a cute nickname for a useless partner meaning: some mother fucking nothing.

Her boyfriend is a real smuffin, he can't keep a job to save his life.

Smuffin by silentcrys April 15, 2020

shufti 

A word of Arabic origin meaning "look!" Was brought back to Britain after the Second World War by returning soldiers who had learnt the word from Arab peddlars of dirty postcards. The peddlars used to keep the postcards hidden inside their coats and would show them to soldiers saying "Shufti, shufti!" - "Look, look!"

"Take a shufti at this!"

shufti by Reeshar June 6, 2003

smufication 

to suffocate and smother someone at the same time.

Dude, that serial killer used smufication on that girl to kill her.

smufication by Skye Johnson February 23, 2008

smuffin 

the feeling when ridiculously happy and in love also called smitten

Brian you make me feel so smuffin

smuffin by Aubrianna January 15, 2008

Shufti 

To have a quick look, a rummage through.
Alt. spelling: Shufty

"I'll just have a shufti through these papers for you."

Shufti by the scribe September 27, 2004

smufficate

The act of sufficating your partner with your vagina while receiving oral sex. This is usually done while the female is stradling her partner's face while on top of him/her.

*cough* *cough* *wheez* "Honey, can you arch up a bit more, you'll smufficate me if you keep grinding on my face like that!"

"Man, I was with this complete freak guy last night, and all he kept begging me for was to smufficate him!"

smufficate by Dean the Mean Machine December 9, 2008

Smuttin Off 

A female that is performing many sexual activities with many men.

Yo, look at that drunk chick Smuttin off in the corner.

Smuttin Off by G. Bretson August 6, 2008