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You ain't Smuckers

Used to imply in a satirical manner that someone is "Jelly" (jealous).

It is often used in question form, see example.
Guy 1: Dude, your girlfriend looks like crap today.
Guy 2: Breh, you ain't Smuckers. So why are you so jelly?
Guy 1: No for real she does.
Guy 2: AIN'T even Smuckers.
You ain't Smuckers by Brausten November 1, 2012

Butt Smuckers 

Delicious treat were you get a spoon and rub smuckers jam all over your butt cheeks and anus.
Alec had his friend Jose butt smuckers him, only to cause his hairy anus to crust up and cause constipation.
Butt Smuckers by FatHungryBitch5000 December 26, 2012
"i am completely smuckers--your bling is 3x brigher than mine."
Smuckers by shanghi January 30, 2004

Smuckers pussy

When you fucking a girl and her pussy so sloshy that it feels like you going to pound town on an uncrustable like your fucking a jar of Smucker's jelly.
bro: damn bro I was fuckin Janice last night.

other bro: Oh yeah bro??

bro: yeah bro she had that Smuckers pussy
Smuckers pussy by Robaboooey December 6, 2021

Smuckers Fuckers 

A couple of fuckers who use Smuckers brand jelly as lube in their sex acts.
Yo, sugar pop lube my dick up with the Smuckers so we can get it on.
"Like OhMyGawd he kissed me right on the smuckers!"
Smuckers by Katy.xo July 11, 2006