When you have sexual intercourse with a woman while her period is occurring and your penis looks like you had sex with a jar of Smucker’s strawberry jam afterwards. With a name like that, it has to be good!
Chaz: Damn, bro! What you doing at the laundromat? Shit the bed?!
Todd: Man ... Trisha’s on her period right now. What a Smuck Fuck that was!
Todd: Man ... Trisha’s on her period right now. What a Smuck Fuck that was!
by Stu Caruthers March 14, 2020
getting fucked against your east wall upside down. while singing the national anthem, then saying the alphabet backwards.
by dustin smuck November 21, 2008