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Stoedhard 

The permanent erection a closeted gay man gets when he observes man love.
I’ve got Stoedhard for a week after watching Queer Eye - I need to double up on the briefs to hide this from the wife.
Stoedhard by #nativespeaker April 5, 2021
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Mark Stoermer 

Bassist for The Killers.
Plays the bass and the guitar.
Over 6 feet and has shoulder-length blonde hair.
Looks like Jesus.
Mark Stoermer is tall and looks like Jesus.
Mark Stoermer by niney123 September 21, 2005
A extremely beautiful and lovable girl's nickname who is very talented and intellegent. She is very musical and she plays the piano,and has a great singing voice, but Stoeger sometimes lacks self-confidence and doesn't believe that she can achieve what she wants to, she can. Stoeger is a brilliant listener and gives great advice for any problems! But sometimes she needs someone to listen to her and give her advice. She is god's gift to the earth. She is so kind, beautiful, smart, loving, comforting, and caring to everyone she meets. she is very funny sometimes and can make you laugh even on your saddest day.She has a magnificent personality and such an exceptional heart.
Stoeger is a beautiful and lovable girl with a great personality and heart.
Stoeger by naomiabiah March 10, 2019

Stoecker 

A Stoecker is an extremely sexy, intelligent species of man. They can be characterized by their model-esque looks, and have been permanantly banned from all Sexiest Man Alive contests. They are often seen traveling in pack's, usually consisting of one alpha male, and followed by a large number of Kim Kardashian-esque females, usually around the age of 20. They are also known for their love of exotic cars, great food, and most of all, fine women.
Dude, that guys got so many girls with him, he must be a Stoecker
Stoecker by gmoney199972 September 13, 2011

Stoeckle 

Amazing, Cool, Perfect, Outstanding, Fantasmical.

Most commonly pronounced Stekle, and sometimes Sto-eck-lee.
Guy 1: Wow, that dude just pulled off a stoeckle!

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Guy 1: gives girl flower
Girl 1: Aww, how stoeckle of you!
Stoeckle by Grrgle February 16, 2009

droe stoe 

"droe stoe" is the abbreviation for drop stomach:

Discomforting and abrupt activity in the abdomen that creates an intense and incessant downward pressure on the bowels; it yields an urgency to use the nearest bathroom available to attain relief. If all nearby bathrooms are occupied, or none are in a convenient proximity, then a dark alley, a vacant space between two cars, or a forest floor may suffice.
“Dude, how did it go with those girls you met at the pub last night?”

“I was hitting it off with the one girl, we started to make out, but then I had mad droe stoe. She only had one bathroom and it was occupied by people having sex, so I had no choice but to sh** in the alley beside her house. It was loud and hot. I didn’t see her friends smoking outside. They caught me, so I ran home”

"Sorry to hear that dude! Drop stomach is such a buzzkill!
droe stoe by Johnny Buckles May 29, 2010