spotching 

It's when you slap a vagina with a spatchula

Man did you see that wicked spotching at the club yesterday ?

spotching by TLCSPOTCHER March 9, 2011

Scotching 

What Pork Scotch does all day long and never gets bored doing it. This detestable activity includes wearing silly shorts you've no right to wear when you're well into your 60s, rattling bunches of keys because it makes you feel important, going out with ugly goofy old women, driving a ridiculous half-car, wearing snot-yellow coats because you're terrified of a drop of rain, listening to gay South African music and most importantly having a barbecue at least once a day in the Summer.

What's Pork Scotch up to today?

Surprisingly enough he's doing some Scotching.

Doesn't he ever get bored of it?

Nope. The tedious old twat has nothing better to do.

Scotching by flappy dickwad August 20, 2009

Smooching Out 

The process of kissing over a long period of time in a comfortable place with someone special. It is different than making out because lips don't lock at any point, they only temporarily touch for a brief moment only to touch again after another brief moment. Tongue is used only to lick each others face or to have tongue wars.

"I love to spend long days with my girlfriend Alexa smooching out in her bed"

Smooching Out by n11c04 June 22, 2009

Woll Smothing 

The act of being sucessful\making more money than most small countries while putting on a Woll Smoth face. In actual fact, doing anything while pulling a Woll Smoth face will suffice.

*Drunken off chops bum looks at upper class citizen walking down the street

"Are you Woll Smothing me?!?!!?!"

Woll Smothing by littlefireyone February 28, 2013

Smitchin 

Telling the world about your own questionable behavior.

Worthy of social gossip.

Cannot believe ones self dumb actions

I was "smitchin" on facebook last night .

This is a "smitchnable" situation.

I was a "smitchass" last night.

"Smitch-worthy" Situation = pole dancing in "granny panties"

Smitchin by redlulubeans September 30, 2018

smooching 

To wildly kiss someone. Usually done before two pomed up babes get naked and pj each other.

Calvin: we dont like women remember?
Hobbes: who do we smooch then?
From Calvin and Hobbes by watterson.

Son: no mom I'm busy smooching with my gf.

smooching by Maxinside April 22, 2014

Poop Snotching 

The Act of a Human sniffing a dog's ass.

Remonalx went Poop Snotching at the Park.

Poop Snotching by Vladdx March 3, 2008