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smörgåstårta

Smörgåstårta is a Swedish sandwich-cake.

The smörgåstårta is normally made up of several layers of white or light rye bread with creamy fillings in between. The fillings and toppings vary, but egg and mayonnaise are often the base, additional filling may vary greatly but often includes one or more of the following: liver pâté, olives, shrimp, ham, various cold cuts, caviar, tomato, cucumber, grapes, lemonslices, cheese and smoked salmon.

Smörgåstårta is hence commonly used as a nickname for the female genitals.
Hey babe, can i eat your Smörgåstårta?!

Shmorgalorf 

When you sayno cap” at the same time as your drunk best friend
Me and Joe were six shots down and then we did a shmorgalorf and shit went down
Shmorgalorf by muffin tin November 5, 2019
A "group or gaggle" of chipmunks.
old school term is dray or scurries
A smorgal of chipmunks invaded the porch.
smorgal by not the ugly one September 25, 2011

Schmorgalot

A female that is ugly as hell.
Man Hector's girlfriend is a straight schmorgalot! Ugly as hell!!
Schmorgalot by JOJOYAYA February 7, 2010

Snorgalorg

(n) An evil, powerful, and mysterious creature formed from the aspects of a Snorlax and Orgalorg with the appearance of a large, blue penguin.

(v) Death. To 'eat a snorgalorg' is to consume a snorgalorg. Which when eaten will violently rip apart the attacker from the inside.
Guy 1: Don't eat a snorgalorg on your way to work!
Guy 2: No worries, you won't need to plan my funeral yet.
Snorgalorg by ShadoOfLight August 31, 2019

Smarmalot 

A small furry manimal with creature-esq physical attributes.
Holy Crap Hass did you see that Smarmalot? Yeah I did, and it hearts OT.
Smarmalot by M Hass August 20, 2006