by Biggest Boye May 10, 2018
"Did you hear about the bank robbery last night?"
"Yeah, I heard it was a smooth criminal."
*The two here a "He-he" from the distance"
"Yeah, I heard it was a smooth criminal."
*The two here a "He-he" from the distance"
by Kkderpz2 December 23, 2020
1) The seventh track on Michael Jackon's Bad album. A "fantasy" song that is, what Thriller is to Thriller, to Bad. Thriller took you to zombie land. Smooth Criminal reminds you Sunday was a black day and has you wondering whether Annie is okay now.
2) One of the most amazingly choreographed music videos ever by the King of Pop, Michael Jackson.
2) One of the most amazingly choreographed music videos ever by the King of Pop, Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson is a smooth criminal in his music video. In reality, he's "smooth but not criminal".
by rolling_star October 23, 2010
by Pseudoman(likesodomy) December 3, 2011
When you take a shit and wipe your ass and the paper is clean.The shit left no residue on your ass, so its a smooth criminal.
Wow I took a shit, and as i wiped my ass I realised it was a smooth criminal bro,
Bless your clean ass boy
Bless your clean ass boy
by haggybiatch October 9, 2016
by munsworldddddddd January 5, 2022
To nonchalantly avoid an argument whether or not it is already occurring by making direct eye contact and leaving the room or area, with a calm stride.
Carol: So I was yelling at Ryan for talking to this girl and that rat bastard pulled a Smooth Criminal!
Shaniqua: Oh no he didn't!!
Carol: Yeah! He looked at me, then he walked right out.
Shaniqua: Oh no he didn't!!
Carol: Yeah! He looked at me, then he walked right out.
by The Guy With The Pants January 18, 2011