Top Definition
Act of deficating in a tube sock and instead of hitting your partner or someone with it wait till they put their foot in the sock
"Joe didnt know what hit him until his foot was covered in crap from the smooth carl"

"After sex John smooth carled me"

"Last night i got smooth carled on both feet"
by Zack Freebird April 22, 2008

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