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Smokey Mountain Man 

Often used as a compliment for smoking hot men who are into hiking and the outdoors. They often have a beard and/or are growing one. They may have a dad bod or be super buff. These men are the best and if you can find yourself a smokey mountain man you are golden for the rest of your life.
My boyfriend is a smokey mountain man. He has no idea what it means.

Smokey Mountains 

When there is a hookah, or other smoking object, going around a room and someone is sitting in the circle and forgot to wear a belt. When another member of the group notices that they have half of the ass hanging out of their pants the member proceeds to blow the smoke down their friends pants. Therefore creating smokey mountains.
Look kyle, sadie over there isnt wearing a belt. I know steve we should go over there annd give her a smokey mountains.
Smokey Mountains by Ben-Lemons-Fan January 25, 2011

Smoky mountain high school 

The most boring school in all of Western North Carolina. Filled with drama and sluts and rednecks. Wanna be different? Be scene or a band kid.
Mother: Honey would you like to go to Smoky Mountain high school?
Daughter: Do you want me to get pregnant?

Smoky Mountain 

Taking a break from any type of work while consuming a cigarette and any sort of Mountain Dew product.
Person A: "Where's Joe?"

Person B: "He finished up painting that wall and ran outside for a 'Smoky Mountain' break.
Smoky Mountain by TheWD August 1, 2010

Westgate smoky mountain resort 

dude, im going to hell today

oh you mean Westgate smoky mountain resort?

yea

Smoky Mountain Fountain 

(n.) The unfortunate event that occurs after drinking mass quanitites of beer or liquor before bedtime. The bed will be sopping wet and lukewarm in the morning. See related: "Ohio Hot Pocket"

(v.) The act of unintentionally relieving oneself onto a romantic bedmate, due to heavy drinking.
1. Yo, last night Seth drank a gallon of Black Bear Ale, and we all knew that we would soon be waking up to the aftermath of a Smoky Mountain Fountain.

2. Oh my god, Shannon TOTALLY got Smoky Mountain Fountained by some guy she met at the brewery. As if!