smithton

a place so small, yet big enough for all of mexico and russia to migrate here. its the best place to visit if you seek homes that are falling apart, or you simply love the smell of dog food. also, you will find great joy in laughing at the rent-a-cop who thinks a P.O.S., totaled, hand-me-down Impala makes him a real cop.

Man 1: Hey, let's go waste our lives down in Smithton!

Man 2: Nah, my Aunt wanted me to go watch her paint dry...

Man 1: AWESOME!!

smithton by jilian vinson May 17, 2008

smithtown 

A pretty boring town about an hour east of New York City on Long Island. Typical Friday nights include going bowling, going to the movies, doing drugs, or just ending up at the Millenium Diner. Kids here have nothing to do but write gun threats on desks in math classrooms and get suspended for cutting studyhall to do drugs. Everyone here is either a JAP, a pseudo-ghetto kid, or a bitchy girl who shops at Abercrombie. Most pretend to go to "shows" when really all they do is stay at home and complain about the fact that no good shows come to Smithtown.

Smithtown Kid1: Hey guys wanna go bowling on Friday and then eat fries at the Millenium Diner at 2 in the morning?
Smithtown Kid2: Sorry, I can't, I got grounded for writing that gun threat and causing Mr. Ehmann to do that lockdown. Whatever I'm just gonna do drugs that I bought with Daddy's credit card.
Smithtown Kid3: I would, but I wanna pick up some "vintage" clothing at Abercrombie to wear to the show that I'm probably not going to go to.
Smithtown Kid4: I can't, I started observing the Sabbath.

smithtown by thatsmithtownkid November 15, 2005

Smithtown High School West 

A school built like a prison cell with a psychotic principal who makes his students recite phrases like, "stay to the right" and "hug your parents" in an effort to increase the non-exsistant school spirit. Most students don't give a fuck (or at least pretend not to give a fuck so they will seem more badass) about school and/or life in general and spent most of their time figuring out ways to get out of class so they can smoke in the school parking lot.

Each class typically has at least one smart asian and at least one slacker who is under the influence of something not wholesome. The freshmen get ridiculously punier every year and the graduating class gets more obnoxious. The majority of graduates will end up going to Suffolk Community and the rest will go to a SUNY because they are actually pretty smart but don't have money or did a lot of drugs.

Despite everything, Smithtown West is still a million times better than Smithtown East.

Smithtown High School West Student #1: Hey, look, we have off for some Jewish holiday I've never heard of.

SHSW Student #2: Let's go sit in the Starbucks parking lot for hours until our youth slips away.

SHSW Student #1: Okay.

Smithtown High School West by nowayever January 30, 2008

Smithtown High School East 

The worse of the two high schools, most people who attend this school are rich and spoiled and self conscious about themselves. They are usually short and have an odd odor of cheese stuck to them and always look like they are about to cry. They often steal there parents money to get high and try to start shit with the people from smithtown high school west while the people from west try hard to put up with it. They mostly always back down from fights with kids from West.

SMHEkid : EAST IS BEAST, EAST IS BEAST I LOVE SMITHTOWN HIGH SCHOOL EAST, EAST IS BEAST!!
SMHW kid :Uhh... Chill
SMHE kid: *Smacks SMHW kid*
SMHW kid: Fucking fight me you cheesy spoiled gremlin brat.
SMHE kid: *runs away* Ahhh im a little pussy
SMHW kid: I fucking hate East

Smithtown High School East by Count Quiverous April 10, 2015

smithtown 

located on long island, smithtown is 99% white, even though about 40% of the kids try to dress like theyre from a ghetto. another 30% are the sterotypical emo kids who say they are unique, but theyre all in photo club and all shop in thrift stores, not because theyre poor, but because its the cool thing. the other 30% are preppy or just normal dressing people.
there is not much to do in smithtown. most people just smoke weed all day, and complain about how boring smithtown is. the other people actually look around, and realize there is a decent amount of stuff to do.

emo kid 1- "ugh 1 cant believe th3r3 are no thrift st0res in smithtown."
emo kid 2 - "l0l yeah i kn0ww, lets go smoke."
normal kid- "SHUT UP SHUT UP"

smithtown by smithtown is pretty good October 25, 2005

smithtown 

A town in Suffolk County on Long Island, NY. It is really boring and not diverse at all, with over 95% of the population being white. Kids here might claim to have a life, but they really don't. Even kids that are able to drive wind up staying in Smithtown on weekends. At least 50% of adolescents in Smithtown can be seen walking around the main streets of St.James and Smithtown in their free time, or at Starbucks hanging out without buying anything, or in the back lots of shopping centers smoking pot or drinking 40s, or they're at the mall every day. There are 2 high schools, East and West. Students can be seen at the gates of the schools smoking cigarettes and trying to look cool. Smithtown West, sadly, has a DDR club and a dodgeball club. East has nothing interesting. Students also enjoy writing threats on desks, smoking in elevators, cussing out teachers, smoking in the stairwells, streaking, putting random stickers all over the place, and so on. So-called "potheads" talk about pot and getting stoned all the time and then say they don't want to be called a pothead. Straight edgers stick together and usually become alcoholics by the time they're legal. Most Smithtown girls that claim they're bisexual never get girlfriends. Most kids say they hate living here, but wouldn't leave if they had the chance. Ignorance and apathy is a common trait among many Smithtown kids.

MONDAY
Smithtown Kid 1: So what do you want to do today?
Smithtown Kid 2: Let's go to the mall.
TUESDAY
Smithtown Kid 1: So what do you want to do today?
Smithtown Kid 2: Let's go to the mall.
WEDNESDAY
Smithtown Kid 1: So what do you want to do today?
Smithtown Kid 2: Let's go to the mall....then Starbucks.

And so on.

smithtown by renownsyaaa July 16, 2008

Smithtown West 

A crappy school filled with disgusting individuals who are completely different from any other school. These kids are so cocky and most of the kids are "popular kids" while the normal kids get maken fun of. The worst class is the class of 24 which has the biggest scumbags. The girls in the school just want hot sexy guys that still abuse them but hate people who are slightly ugly. This school spreads rumors faster than wildfires and these kids are so obnoxious. They are also known for bullying people for no explainable reason and act like douchebags for no reason. They will go out of their way to bully normal kids and literally just record kids for no reason. The class of 24 has a lot of wannabe gangsters and they will not shut up. These people will stop at nothing to get what they want and they love to make sex jokes but snitch on kids they don't like at all. On snapchat they leave you on opened for no reason and put you in random gcs just so they can "expose you"

Smithtown West girl: Hey let's brag about going to the 12th party we've been to this month!

Smithtown west girl 2: wow you're soooo sexy!

Smithtown west girl 1: love you babyyy

Normal Smithtown west kid: says "hi"

Smithtown west girls 1 and 2: *leaves kid on opened and blocks them*

Smithtown West by TheKidInAWarzone May 4, 2022