Smiley Miley 

A quasi-hippie brand. Yet its NPO, Happy Hippie Foundation, is awesome. Good for youth-homelessness.

Smiley Miley twerks, smiles and do philanthropy. She made my day.

Smiley Miley by tobefree June 12, 2018

Thousand Mile Smile 

A "Thousand Mile Smile" is the smile you get when you are really high. It just happens, and it makes you look so stupid. Everyone around you will make fun of you for it. It will begin to hurt your cheeks after a while, but don't fight it. It's part of the fun.

"Look at that Thousand Mile Smile Joey has got goin' on there!"

Thousand Mile Smile by A Sea Shell October 9, 2011

five mile smile 

A method used by London gangsters to scar up their victims. A cut is made at the edge of both sides of the mouth then the victim is kicked in the groin very hard. As he screams the flesh on both cheeks are ripped apart leaving terrible scaring.

I wish some would give George W Bush a five mile smile.

five mile smile by Black Flag February 10, 2004

Quarter-Mile Smile 

-you have a good smile from a quarter mile away, but not any closer than that because it is just hideous!

Damn, that girl needs to back the hell up, she's got a quarter-mile smile!

Quarter-Mile Smile by ...Caesium... July 25, 2011

The 8 Mile smile 

The sort of smile that comes from aiming a weapon with one eye closed for better accuracy.

Don't piss me off or I'll give you the 8 Mile smile.

The 8 Mile smile by Dump truck January 2, 2017

I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile

a funny saying, as quoted by E. Normus Johnson that states that he would walk 5,280 feet for a piece of pussy

E. Normus:I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile.
Random guy: Me too, E, Me too...

I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile by Jim June 16, 2004