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Smidgineer 

Someone who is great at working with tiny intricate measurements. A smidgineer will get the measurement or angle correct every time.

A smidgician is a master smidgineer. A wizard in his field. A smidgician can eyeball a measurement from across the room and nail it 100 percent of the time.
Wow, you smigineered the f*#k out of that. Your smigineering skills are out of this world. I believe I can smidgineer it in there.
Smidgineer by The smidgician November 19, 2019

smidgeon 

a small amount of something, used in cooking, mechanics, etc.
er boy! jus slap a smidgeon of that dang ol' right stuff on that surface and call it good.
smidgeon by blockbfiend April 2, 2008
a smidgin of a dictionary
smidgin by Abi Windsor March 27, 2006

Smidgen Nerks 

Smidgen Nerks are fish and chips what are bought in certain parts of Northern England from fish and chip shops/chippies etc. The fish is usually battered, occasionally breaded and never poncey. Smidgen Nerks are never poncey. Smidgen Nerks are PROPER grub, none of yer poncey celebrity chef muck. If Jamie Oliver where to attempt to cook Smidgen Nerks, he would fail. He's a poncey celebrity chef and he can't fry a proper chippy tea. Smidgen Nerks are always served hot, usually wrapped in paper, or served on a plate in a café, restaurant or chip shop forecourt. Smidgen Nerks are staple foods in South West p'Ossett and regularly eaten by MiSTERWiNT, with or without mushy peas. Washed down with pints of freshly brewed tea. Smidgen Nerks!
MiSTERWiNT was gagging for his smidgen nerks, and just about managed to get to the chippy in time before he would have collapsed from malnutrition. Also exhaustion.
"Smidgen Nerks for breakfast", asked MiSTERWiNT?
"Be rude not to!", replied Mr. zZart!
Smidgen Nerks by NextDoorCat June 10, 2018
A small pigeon, the smallest of pigeons compared to a large pigeon.
I can only have a smidgen, as in a small pigeon, worth of candy today.
smidgen by Beacherryontop February 27, 2017

Smidgeon 

Smidgeon: noun.
Often confused with the coloquial term for a 'small amount'.
Is indeed a very small pidgeon native to the streets of every town/city/dump site.
James: Do you know what the name of a baby pidgeon is?
Rich: No... a Chick?
James: Ah ha ha ha, no... it's a Smidgeon!
Rich: OH, ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Smidgeon by ornithologist June 20, 2008