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1. smid
it means suck my invisible dick . created by a girl group in r.i.
shut up ! go smid hoe
2. smid
When everything's going smoothly and works exactly as you want it to.
when you airgib someone (eg. in quake) or when you've bought something really cheap.
by kretz Jun 24, 2003 add a video
3. Smid
At the United States Naval Academy the term Smid is often used to describe a midshipman who is small in stature. Someone who is skinny.
Hey who is that smid over there?
4. SMID
Acronym for "Shove Mom Into Wall."
Quite silly and pointless. Suggestion: don't use around mom so she won't know what you're talking about.
Hey Annie! OH, I'm sorry, Hi Annie's Mom! Hey Jill? Got something to say to my mom? OH YEAH!! SMID!

(Annie's mom face looks confused and anxious to find out what on Earth Smid means.)

WAAAAAAAAAHHHMMM!!!!! OH YEAA!! SMID, YOU NEVER LET US DOWN!!
5. Smid
another way to say "suck my dick" without saying "s my d"
Asshole: Can you give me the answers to the homework
Me: SMID!!!!
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