SMEFNAR 

Spontaneous Male Erection For No Apparent Reasons. Extremely common in High School classrooms where cleavage is abundant.

Sleeping in class is also a horrible time for Smefnars, although they are very common.

I was sitting in Math, and when she leaned over a SMEFNAR hit me...

SMEFNAR by jackinthebox4444 September 16, 2010

smegnant

derived from smegma; the condition in which the foreskin or vagina where the genitals are so overwhelmed by smelly, cottage-cheese-like discharge, a bulge forms

Chick: OMG, why does your anteater smell like bigfoot's dick and look abnormally bulgy at the head?
Dude: I'm smegnant

smegnant by Jeremiah Jones October 13, 2007

smeenage 

A word that means whatever you want it to mean. Eg. You are a smeener

You can use it in different contexts, for example, in song lyrics...
'Smeenge me up before you go go'

'You are a smeener'
'No I'm not'
'You definitely are, I can sense the smeenage'

smeenage by palmernator8 November 3, 2014

Smegnanamous 

Someone who is very animated but in a stinky , foul impressive way , like your mom’s overweight friend who wears too much perfume and holds her arms out to hug you in a way that makes you cringe, smegnanamous is the stank that stunk, even when there is no odor at all.

I had to move , they seated me next to that smegnanamous chick what’s showed up on the skank.

Smegnanamous by Davedale August 12, 2019

smetankalicious 

Being of the highest magnitude of smetanka. Having endless amounts of smetankitude.

Chocolate ice cream is smetanka, but hot fudge sundaes are smetankalicious.

Salsa music is so smetankalicious.

Even though Jared is a Lancy, he is the most smetankalicious dude I know.

smetankalicious by EE 4 eva! June 29, 2004

smetana'd 

The sexual act in which you cuck your mate whilst he is busy providing his backpussy in the slammer. This is done via the seductive art of cunnilinguistics, performed upon his wifey until she gushes extreme amounts of pussy nectar and thus falls in love with you instead.

I smetana'd that cuckbert good and proper, by taking his boo-thang down to the behanna, and giving her vegana my banana till she dripped that delicious pussy nectar.

smetana'd by ice-b June 17, 2018

Joe Smetona 

The great-grandson of the last Lithuanian President, Antanas Smetona. Smoking hot philosopher with an awesome backhand. Intelligent, handsome, loves the ladies.

Wow, that guy just pulled a Joe Smetona!
He is so Joe Smetona!
What would Joe Smetona do?

Joe Smetona by Kate Larson February 25, 2008