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to hit someone in the face with your penis (or strap-on)
also smerfed, smerfing I pulled out and smerfed her at the last sec, did ya know jizz can give you pinkeye?
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A fucking dirty ass slut. A wide set vagina and a constant desire to give head are highly encouraged traits to become a smerf. "Dude, I went to this girls house and when I walked in her room she had at least 90 used condoms hanging on the wall, I asked her what they were for and she said they were all the guys who had dicks 5 inches or bigger.............whatta smerf"
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To smell or fondle a person's hair in an amorous fashion. Did you just smerf me?
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man 1: some girl was ripping on my friend real bad so i smerfed her during a one night stand. damn was she pissed when she found out. lol
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a damn communist The smerfs are blue, no they are green adjust your TV. those damn color changing communist!
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