-a doctor for the snowman race
-one who treats alements of snowmen
"You're a gynecologist, well I'm a smeniologist so hah!"
"I'm going to kick the head off your snowman. Then he'll get neckitus, inflamation of the neck, because the head is gone! Soon the neck will get so big that it will look just like the head. I know this because i myself am a smeniologist."