A smelly taco is slang for a vagina that smells of cheap taco seasoning and the unfulfilled dreams of unbaptized orphans.
Hey Steve, have you ever smelled Jane`s vagina? In my classification handbook for vagina scents, similar to a handbook for animal tracks, it is most closely related to the smelly taco.
by SteveLikesButts February 1, 2016
Jared Rucker had to eat his Taco Bell on the toilet because he wanted to avoid having Taco Smelly in his pants.
by JewceBox September 30, 2011