A word for someone so pretentious you can't help but to mentally visualize their imminent grisly death by a bunch of bikies. A person who spouts more bullshit than the entire united states government put together.
"ay, look at that smelkins, he's so pretentious it hurts."
by voyeurator August 14, 2009

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