Top Definition
The custard like combination of smegma, semen, and processed dairy. An aromatic surprise for the unsuspecting fellatrix.
"Oh, darling, whatever is this flavorful dairy snack within the cap of your unshorn meat whistle?"

"That, love, is smegmurt, the lovingly crafted fruit of my Gentile cock and a big bowl of cereal!"

"I Can't Believe it's not Dick Butter!"
by Prattinator October 02, 2009

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