Smegmavenger 

One who avenges a comrade whose smegma has been stolen. When your friend has had his smegma stolen, you must re-obtain it and return it to him promptly.

The smegmavenger got my smegma back!

Smegmavenger by Poopshoemagoo June 1, 2019

Smegmageddon 

A natural disaster caused by an extreme excess of smegma concealed in one's own foreskin. Usually caused by not cleaning your foreskin on the regular or from dietary problems resulting in a sudden growth of smegma.

Bill: Hey man are you going to the game tomorrow?
Fred: Nah man my family and I are getting out of town before the Smegmageddon gets here.
Bill: OH SH*T I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!
Fred: Yeah dude, it's pretty tragic.

Smegmageddon by Grandpa Bob June 28, 2016

Smegmagon 

(noun) The geometric shape of a clusterfuck.

I went down to the local watering hole to take in the game and down a few pints, but the place was cordoned off with crime scene tape and surrounded by patrol cars; no way was I going to walk into that smegmagon.

Smegmagon by Hellzapoppin' September 16, 2021

Shmegmagetti 

Spaghetti with Smega as the sauce. Tasty and delicious if I do say so myself.

Pretty sure Shmegmagetti pretty self explanatory.

Shmegmagetti by TheActuallyJojoSiwa May 1, 2021

smegmasexual

A smegmasexual is attracted to smegma.

Chris is smegmasexual, he enjoys a light sprinkle of smegma on his Caesar salads.

smegmasexual by Cdt411 May 27, 2021

Smegmagic 

1. Smegmagic is the art of casting spell drain the ultimate white power of the smegma. Smegma works like spiritual energy (mana) in this art. The legend says that the greatest smegmage stacked so much smegma that the power of his smell was able to kill his enemies.


2. Smegmagic is a forgotten powerful spell agaisnt the emos. All we know about this spell is that she was high-speed-flying-plasma-smegma-ball and her name was Super-Magnetic-Electro-Gamma-Master-Attack

1. OMFG this smegmage is incredible his smegmagic is so strong.

2. yesterday I just casted a smegmagic spell and it killed 4 emos.

Smegmagic by smegmanal October 15, 2008

smeggage 

1) when you have a dirty face

2) when someone has ejaculated on your face

thats some serious smeggage you've got going on

smeggage by never you mind what my name is June 30, 2008