smeggums 

A large twonk, with uncontrolable beastility and eating habits.

Most Safeway workers with silly blonde hair

smeggums by Knanmie April 9, 2003

smeggums 

Large Lamer Lets Little Lemmings Lick Large Lemon Lipples

Smeggums is large and eats to many sausages

smeggums by Anonymous April 9, 2003

smeggums 

wordGod/word, or Great One

You are almost a Smeggums. yep, you are THAT DAMN GOOD

smeggums by Random guy April 9, 2003

Smuggums 

One who is loved deeply for the attitude, personality, and just everything

I call my girlfriend smuggums, because i love her so much.

Smuggums by Azan September 14, 2009