Smoggies

A word used to describe the kind, gentle and successful people of Teesside. Originating from the smog which surrounds the area and comes from ICI. Smoggies can often be found having a few quiet drinks with friends, nattering about key issues effecting the business at a global level and also being fanatical over the most succesful club in the North East - Middlesbrough. Not to be confused with Gerodies & Mackems who, if mythology is to be believed, descended from a race of rats.

Random: Now lads, you lot fuckin Mackems you?
Smoggies: Nor!
Random: Or right you lot fuckin Geordies then?
Smoggies: Err Norr! We're fuckin Smoggies ya mad cunt.

Smoggies by Steel Workers Son July 8, 2011

smeggles 

An adaption of the handle SmegHead taken from the phrase "Smeg Head" often spoken in British comedies to insult another person. Smeggles has no actual meaning, it is just an alias/nickname/handle.

"Look, that blog post was submitted by Smeggles, he is such a smeg head."

smeggles by C J October 18, 2007

Smeggie 

The male equivalent of Roastie. A man who doesn't take care of his dickie (or has poor hygiene in general) and is overall unattractive.

"WEE WOO WEE WOO SMEGGIE ALERT CODE RED SMEGGIE ALERT"

Smeggie by dajicianoverlord October 17, 2016

Smegiest 

Somebody who is very annoying and usually comes from australia, they like maths and cricket and have stupid names like McIntyre

I don't teach idiots and you're an idiot thats a quote from the smegiest of smegstians

Smegiest by a annoyed student August 9, 2009

Smegiest 

A person who thinks that they are the greatest teacher in the world and like to call people idiots.
Commonly a maths teacher and a science teacher.
"I do not teach idiots and YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!"

"That Mr. McIntyre is the smegiest"

Smegiest by McHater_RIOT August 9, 2009

Smeggie Smackdown 

When you are your slimes (Friends) Get there cocks out and start having a snowball fight but with the left over smegma you have collected over the years

Oh brother want to join the Smeggie Smackdown

Smeggie Smackdown by NaterHiggers323 October 3, 2020

Poop Butt Seggies 

when you shit in a girls ass causing her to cum twice as fast, then cum in her eyes and yell "seggies time"

"yeah me and my girl had poop butt seggies it was hot"

Poop Butt Seggies by Pogoxman January 1, 2021